{"product_id":"primus-animals-red-heather-unisex-t-shirt","title":"Primus Animals Red Heather Unisex T-Shirt","description":"\u003cb\u003e\u003c\/b\u003e \u003cp class=\"whitespace-pre-wrap break-words\"\u003eSail the seas of cheese in style with this Primus Animals Red Heather tee that's funkier than Les Claypool's basslines. Featuring artwork from their mind-bending \"The Desaturating Seven\" album, this shirt is perfect for those days when you want to look as weird as you feel. Whether you're slapping the bass, bobbing your head to odd time signatures, or just trying to explain Primus to your confused grandma, this shirt screams \"My music taste is as quirky as my personality.\" Just don't blame us if people start asking you to explain what \"Primus sucks\" really means.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch2 class=\"font-600 text-xl font-bold\" level=\"2\"\u003ePrimus Animals Red Heather Unisex T-Shirt Details\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cul class=\"-mt-1 list-disc space-y-2 pl-8\" depth=\"0\"\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"whitespace-normal break-words\" index=\"0\"\u003eDesign: 100% officially licensed, because knockoffs are about as authentic as claiming you understand all of Primus' lyrics. Support the band that makes your brain hurt in the best way possible.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"whitespace-normal break-words\" index=\"1\"\u003eMaterial: Soft cotton blend that's more comfortable than a piggy in mud and more durable than your sanity after listening to \"Too Many Puppies\" on repeat.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"whitespace-normal break-words\" index=\"2\"\u003ePrinted and ships from the USA, faster than you can say \"Les Claypool is my spirit animal.\"\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"whitespace-normal break-words\" index=\"3\"\u003eUnisex fit that's as versatile as Primus' genre-defying sound. Perfect for air-bassing, doing the Whamola dance, or just confusing the normies at your local grocery store.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e","brand":"Primus","offers":[{"title":"Small","offer_id":46766540751080,"sku":"PRM505","price":36.24,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Medium","offer_id":46766540783848,"sku":"PRM505","price":36.24,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Large","offer_id":46766540816616,"sku":"PRM505","price":36.24,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"X-Large","offer_id":46766540849384,"sku":"PRM505","price":36.24,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"XX-Large","offer_id":46766540882152,"sku":"PRM505","price":37.24,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"3X","offer_id":46766540914920,"sku":"PRM505","price":40.24,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/2125\/8103\/files\/primus-animals-red-heather-unisex-t-shirt-44754160058600.jpg?v=1774988802","url":"https:\/\/www.forbiddengeek.com\/products\/primus-animals-red-heather-unisex-t-shirt","provider":"Forbidden Geek","version":"1.0","type":"link"}