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Subhumans Rats T-Shirt

Subhumans Rats T-Shirt

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$36.24
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Scurry into the underground punk scene with this Subhumans Rats T-Shirt, because nothing says "society's rejects" quite like embracing your inner rodent. It's the perfect wear for those nights when you're feeling particularly nihilistic or just want to make the subway riders around you nervously check their shoes. Fair warning: donning this shirt may lead to sudden urges to forage through dumpsters for both food and political manifestos. Don't be alarmed if you find yourself leading a revolution of the sewer-dwelling proletariat or debating the finer points of cheese redistribution with your cat.

Subhumans Rats T-Shirt Details

  • Design: 100% officially licensed, because bootlegs are for posers trying to nibble at the edges of authenticity. Wear the real deal and show you're not just another rat in the race.
  • Material: 100% cotton, softer than the government's approach to social issues. Comfy enough for all-night punk shows or extended sessions of gnawing at the foundations of society.
  • Made in the USA: Printed and shipped faster than a rat can scurry through a maze of corporate greed. No international shipping delays to slow down your rebellion.
  • Versatility: Ideal for gigs, political rallies, or wearing to your job at the health department for maximum irony. Just don't be surprised if people start offering you cheese instead of handshakes.

At Forbidden Geek, we don’t do knockoffs or cheap imitations — every shirt you see here is 100% officially licensed. That means artists actually get paid, and you get the authentic gear that real fans wear with pride.

Every design is printed right here in the USA using high-quality inks and soft premium cotton shirts that feel like your favorite vintage tee from day one.

And if it’s not love at first wear? No worries. We’ve got your back with 100-day free returns — because buying band merch should be as easy as hitting “play” on your favorite album.

So go ahead — grab the real thing. Because fake fans settle. Real fans wear the real deal.

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Frequently asked questions
What is the return policy?

We accept returns from 100 days of the purchase date. Our goal is for every customer to be totally satisfied with their purchase. If this isn't the case, let us know and we'll do our best to work with you to make it right.
Why are some colors and sizes limited

All items are officially licensed with the band or IP holder. THEY are VERY specific with the shirt color and sizes that are allowed, so we have no control over that. If you see a site for a band with a lot of color options, they are most likely unauthorized fakes.

When will I get my order?

Most shirts are custom printed to order, which usually takes 2-5 business days. Clearance items typically ship within 48 hours. We will work quickly to ship your order as soon as possible. Once your order has shipped, you will receive an email with further information. Delivery times vary depending on your location and selected shipping method.
Where do you ship from?

All of our apparel are printed in the USA. We ship from Alabama, New York, Chicago, and Atlanta, depending on the item.

How much does shipping cost?

WE pay for your shipping within the USA, unless you select expedited shipping. International options can be selected during checkout.