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Ever wanted to wear a shirt that's hazier than the memories of your first Black Crowes concert? Well, grab this Money Maker Smoke design and get ready to channel that sweet Southern rock swagger through a filter of pure mystique. It's like someone took the essence of "Shake Your Money Maker" and ran it through a smoke machine at exactly the right moment. Perfect for those nights when you want to look as smooth as that guitar riff in "Hard to Handle."
The Black Crowes Money Maker Smoke T-Shirt Details
- Design: 100% officially licensed, because bootlegs are like trying to catch smoke with your bare hands – pointless and disappointing. This authentic piece of Crowes history ensures your money's actually making its way to the band, not some back-alley t-shirt hustler with a fog machine.
- Material: 100% cotton that's smoother than a Chris Robinson honey-dripped vocal line. This fabric feels so good, you might forget you're wearing anything at all (but please don't forget you're wearing it – public decency laws and all that).
- Production: Printed and shipped from the USA, where we take our rock and roll smokescreen effects seriously. No overseas shipping times hazier than your memories of '92.
At Forbidden Geek, we don’t do knockoffs or cheap imitations — every shirt you see here is 100% officially licensed. That means artists actually get paid, and you get the authentic gear that real fans wear with pride.
Every design is printed right here in the USA using high-quality inks and soft premium cotton shirts that feel like your favorite vintage tee from day one.
And if it’s not love at first wear? No worries. We’ve got your back with 100-day free returns — because buying band merch should be as easy as hitting “play” on your favorite album.
So go ahead — grab the real thing. Because fake fans settle. Real fans wear the real deal.
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Frequently asked questions
What is the return policy?
We accept returns from 100 days of the purchase date. Our goal is for every customer to be totally satisfied with their purchase. If this isn't the case, let us know and we'll do our best to work with you to make it right.
Why are some colors and sizes limited
All items are officially licensed with the band or IP holder. THEY are VERY specific with the shirt color and sizes that are allowed, so we have no control over that. If you see a site for a band with a lot of color options, they are most likely unauthorized fakes.
When will I get my order?
Most shirts are custom printed to order, which usually takes 2-5 business days. Clearance items typically ship within 48 hours. We will work quickly to ship your order as soon as possible. Once your order has shipped, you will receive an email with further information. Delivery times vary depending on your location and selected shipping method.
Where do you ship from?
All of our apparel are printed in the USA. We ship from Alabama, New York, Chicago, and Atlanta, depending on the item.
How much does shipping cost?
WE pay for your shipping within the USA, unless you select expedited shipping. International options can be selected during checkout.