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Make a splash in the fashion lagoon with the Universal Monsters Multitone Black Lagoon Mineral Wash T-Shirt! It's like someone took the Gill-man, ran him through a psychedelic car wash, and screen-printed the results onto fabric.
Perfect for those who think scaly is the new sexy and believe that the best way to accessorize is with a set of gills and webbed fingers. With its trippy mineral wash, it looks like it's survived more underwater adventures than Jacques Cousteau's diving suit.
Warning: May cause sudden urges to take long baths, develop a fishy odor, or kidnap bathing beauties for underwater tango lessons.
Universal Monsters Multitone Black Lagoon Mineral Wash T-Shirt Details
- Design: 100% officially licensed, because knockoffs are about as welcome as a fishing net at a merperson's birthday party. This authentic piece of horror history proves you're a true fan, not just someone who thinks the Black Lagoon is a fancy name for a pool that needs cleaning.
- Material: 100% cotton, softer than the Creature's touch right before he... well, you know. The multitone mineral wash gives it that "I've been lurking in more murky depths than you've had hot dinners" look, without the slimy residue.
- Made in the USA: Printed and shipped from the land that gave us Universal Monsters, drive-in theaters, and an inexplicable fear of skinny-dipping in remote bodies of water. You're welcome, swimmers everywhere.
- Care Instructions: Machine wash cold, tumble dry low. But if you really want to stay in character, why not try wearing it for a swim in your local swamp? (Note: Forbidden Geek is not responsible for any accidental monster sightings, blurry photographs, or cryptozoological expeditions resulting from this advice.)
At Forbidden Geek, we don’t do knockoffs or cheap imitations — every shirt you see here is 100% officially licensed. That means artists actually get paid, and you get the authentic gear that real fans wear with pride.
Every design is printed right here in the USA using high-quality inks and soft premium cotton shirts that feel like your favorite vintage tee from day one.
And if it’s not love at first wear? No worries. We’ve got your back with 100-day free returns — because buying band merch should be as easy as hitting “play” on your favorite album.
So go ahead — grab the real thing. Because fake fans settle. Real fans wear the real deal.
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Frequently asked questions
What is the return policy?
We accept returns from 100 days of the purchase date. Our goal is for every customer to be totally satisfied with their purchase. If this isn't the case, let us know and we'll do our best to work with you to make it right.
Why are some colors and sizes limited
All items are officially licensed with the band or IP holder. THEY are VERY specific with the shirt color and sizes that are allowed, so we have no control over that. If you see a site for a band with a lot of color options, they are most likely unauthorized fakes.
When will I get my order?
Most shirts are custom printed to order, which usually takes 2-5 business days. Clearance items typically ship within 48 hours. We will work quickly to ship your order as soon as possible. Once your order has shipped, you will receive an email with further information. Delivery times vary depending on your location and selected shipping method.
Where do you ship from?
All of our apparel are printed in the USA. We ship from Alabama, New York, Chicago, and Atlanta, depending on the item.
How much does shipping cost?
WE pay for your shipping within the USA, unless you select expedited shipping. International options can be selected during checkout.