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Welcome to the Nightmare... on Pennsylvania Avenue!
Slither into this Alice Cooper Men's For President Election Black T-Shirt and declare your allegiance to the shock-rock party. It's like wearing a campaign rally, minus the boring speeches and overly enthusiastic hand-shaking.
This tee screams "No More Mr. Nice Guy" louder than a congressman caught with his hand in the cookie jar. Perfect for scaring uptight politicians, impressing fellow rock rebels, or just looking cooler than a snake in a top hat.
Who needs empty promises when you've got a shirt that pledges allegiance to the United States of Alice? Just don't blame us if you start seeing Cooper's face on Mount Rushmore in your dreams.
Alice Cooper Men's For President Election Black T-Shirt Details
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- Design: 100% officially licensed, because counterfeit Alice Cooper merch is about as rock 'n' roll as a lullaby sung by your grandma. Show your authentic support for the Cooper administration and vote for the candidate who promises to put a chicken in every pot and a snake in every classroom.
- Material: 100% cotton, softer than Alice's eyeliner but tougher than his stance on bedtimes. It's the perfect blend of comfort and political incorrectness.
- Made in the USA: Printed and shipped from the land of rock 'n' roll and questionable election practices. This shirt has seen less scandal than your average political campaign.
- Versatility: Pairs perfectly with your favorite jeans, a star-spangled top hat, or that straitjacket you've been saving for special occasions. Ideal for rock concerts, mock elections, or confusing the hell out of your local poll workers on voting day.
At Forbidden Geek, we don’t do knockoffs or cheap imitations — every shirt you see here is 100% officially licensed. That means artists actually get paid, and you get the authentic gear that real fans wear with pride.
Every design is printed right here in the USA using high-quality inks and soft premium cotton shirts that feel like your favorite vintage tee from day one.
And if it’s not love at first wear? No worries. We’ve got your back with 100-day free returns — because buying band merch should be as easy as hitting “play” on your favorite album.
So go ahead — grab the real thing. Because fake fans settle. Real fans wear the real deal.
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Frequently asked questions
What is the return policy?
We accept returns from 100 days of the purchase date. Our goal is for every customer to be totally satisfied with their purchase. If this isn't the case, let us know and we'll do our best to work with you to make it right.
Why are some colors and sizes limited
All items are officially licensed with the band or IP holder. THEY are VERY specific with the shirt color and sizes that are allowed, so we have no control over that. If you see a site for a band with a lot of color options, they are most likely unauthorized fakes.
When will I get my order?
Most shirts are custom printed to order, which usually takes 2-5 business days. Clearance items typically ship within 48 hours. We will work quickly to ship your order as soon as possible. Once your order has shipped, you will receive an email with further information. Delivery times vary depending on your location and selected shipping method.
Where do you ship from?
All of our apparel are printed in the USA. We ship from Alabama, New York, Chicago, and Atlanta, depending on the item.
How much does shipping cost?
WE pay for your shipping within the USA, unless you select expedited shipping. International options can be selected during checkout.