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Ready to let the dog out? This iconic Dog design is what happens when grunge gets comfortable and decides to mark its territory on your wardrobe. It's got more Seattle spirit than a rainy day coffee addiction and twice the bite of your neighbor's chihuahua. Perfect for those days when you want to remind everyone at the dog park that your taste in music is as fierce as your taste in pets, just with better vocals and less actual barking.
Alice in Chains Dog Comfort Colors T-Shirt Details
- Design: 100% officially licensed Alice in Chains merchandise, because bootleg dogs are just wolves with imposter syndrome. This authentic piece of grunge history comes with more legitimacy than a backstage pass to the OK Hotel.
- Material: Premium Comfort Colors cotton that's softer than Layne's vocals on "Down in a Hole" but more durable than Jerry Cantrell's wah pedal. This fabric feels like what you'd imagine wearing Seattle clouds would feel like.
- Printing: Our high-quality printing process ensures this dog will stay loyal longer than your favorite AIC playlist. Each detail is printed with the precision of a perfectly harmonized Staley/Cantrell vocal line.
- Shipping: Printed and shipped from the USA, where grunge isn't dead, it just needs a walk. Arrives faster than you can say "Man in the Box," with all the Pacific Northwest attitude intact.
At Forbidden Geek, we don’t do knockoffs or cheap imitations — every shirt you see here is 100% officially licensed. That means artists actually get paid, and you get the authentic gear that real fans wear with pride.
Every design is printed right here in the USA using high-quality inks and soft premium cotton shirts that feel like your favorite vintage tee from day one.
And if it’s not love at first wear? No worries. We’ve got your back with 100-day free returns — because buying band merch should be as easy as hitting “play” on your favorite album.
So go ahead — grab the real thing. Because fake fans settle. Real fans wear the real deal.
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Frequently asked questions
What is the return policy?
We accept returns from 100 days of the purchase date. Our goal is for every customer to be totally satisfied with their purchase. If this isn't the case, let us know and we'll do our best to work with you to make it right.
Why are some colors and sizes limited
All items are officially licensed with the band or IP holder. THEY are VERY specific with the shirt color and sizes that are allowed, so we have no control over that. If you see a site for a band with a lot of color options, they are most likely unauthorized fakes.
When will I get my order?
Most shirts are custom printed to order, which usually takes 2-5 business days. Clearance items typically ship within 48 hours. We will work quickly to ship your order as soon as possible. Once your order has shipped, you will receive an email with further information. Delivery times vary depending on your location and selected shipping method.
Where do you ship from?
All of our apparel are printed in the USA. We ship from Alabama, New York, Chicago, and Atlanta, depending on the item.
How much does shipping cost?
WE pay for your shipping within the USA, unless you select expedited shipping. International options can be selected during checkout.