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Standing still looking adorable? You definitely know how to do that in this Clueless Staircase Poster White Unisex T-Shirt! It's like wearing the most iconic movie poster since, like, ever – you know, the one where our favorite Beverly Hills crew is serving looks on that totally amazing staircase. Perfect for making grand entrances down any set of stairs (even if it's just the three steps to your basement), channeling your inner Cher energy, or just being a fashionable time capsule to when plaid was considered appropriate for literally every occasion. Warning: May cause spontaneous posing on staircases and an uncontrollable urge to say "She's my friend because we both know what it's like to have people be jealous of us."
Clueless Staircase Poster White Unisex T-Shirt Details
- Design: 100% officially licensed, because knockoffs are like so whatever (AS IF we'd even consider them). Rock this authentic Clueless poster design with pride, knowing you're supporting the movie that taught us all important life lessons, like never accepting a first offer.
- Material: 100% cotton, softer than Cher's rejection of high school boys. It's like wearing the most popular piece of '90s nostalgia, if nostalgia were incredibly comfortable and didn't include platform shoes.
- Printed and shipped from the USA, faster than you can successfully match plaids and stripes. No international shipping delays to make you feel like you're stuck searching for your white collarless shirt from Fred Segal.
- Versatile enough for both making an entrance and everyday activities. We won't judge if you wear it while practicing your "I'm outraged" speech in front of the mirror – just remember, it's pronounced "Haitians," not "Hay-tee-ans."
At Forbidden Geek, we don’t do knockoffs or cheap imitations — every shirt you see here is 100% officially licensed. That means artists actually get paid, and you get the authentic gear that real fans wear with pride.
Every design is printed right here in the USA using high-quality inks and soft premium cotton shirts that feel like your favorite vintage tee from day one.
And if it’s not love at first wear? No worries. We’ve got your back with 100-day free returns — because buying band merch should be as easy as hitting “play” on your favorite album.
So go ahead — grab the real thing. Because fake fans settle. Real fans wear the real deal.
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Frequently asked questions
What is the return policy?
We accept returns from 100 days of the purchase date. Our goal is for every customer to be totally satisfied with their purchase. If this isn't the case, let us know and we'll do our best to work with you to make it right.
Why are some colors and sizes limited
All items are officially licensed with the band or IP holder. THEY are VERY specific with the shirt color and sizes that are allowed, so we have no control over that. If you see a site for a band with a lot of color options, they are most likely unauthorized fakes.
When will I get my order?
Most shirts are custom printed to order, which usually takes 2-5 business days. Clearance items typically ship within 48 hours. We will work quickly to ship your order as soon as possible. Once your order has shipped, you will receive an email with further information. Delivery times vary depending on your location and selected shipping method.
Where do you ship from?
All of our apparel are printed in the USA. We ship from Alabama, New York, Chicago, and Atlanta, depending on the item.
How much does shipping cost?
WE pay for your shipping within the USA, unless you select expedited shipping. International options can be selected during checkout.