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Totally matching! This Clueless Totally Purple Heather Unisex T-Shirt is giving major Cher-picking-out-her-yellow-plaid-outfit energy, but in a shade of purple that would make even Dionne's hats jealous. It's like the perfect blend of '90s nostalgia and modern style, serving looks that would definitely pass the Cher Horowitz fashion test (unlike that backpack with a plastic handle). Perfect for debating important topics like whether to use "sporadically" in conversation or just looking fetch while explaining why Hamlet was way harsh to Ophelia. Warning: May cause involuntary valley girl speak and sudden urges to organize your closet by season AND color.
Clueless Totally Purple Heather Unisex T-Shirt Details
- Design: 100% officially licensed, because wearing fakes is like, way more clueless than showing up to a Valley party in a dress from Judy's. Rock this authentic Clueless design with pride, knowing you're supporting the movie that taught us all important life lessons, like never accepting a cookie at a party without first asking what's in it.
- Material: 100% cotton, softer than the fuzzy white backpack you almost bought (thank goodness Dionne stopped you). It's like wearing a purple cloud of '90s perfection, if clouds could quote every iconic line from the movie.
- Printed and shipped from the USA, faster than you can say "You don't understand – this is an Alaïa!" No international shipping delays to make you feel like a fashion victim or ensembly challenged.
- Versatile enough for both navigating high school politics and adult life. We won't judge if you wear it while practicing your "botanical" garden pronunciation – just remember, it takes more than good intentions to make something a classic.
At Forbidden Geek, we don’t do knockoffs or cheap imitations — every shirt you see here is 100% officially licensed. That means artists actually get paid, and you get the authentic gear that real fans wear with pride.
Every design is printed right here in the USA using high-quality inks and soft premium cotton shirts that feel like your favorite vintage tee from day one.
And if it’s not love at first wear? No worries. We’ve got your back with 100-day free returns — because buying band merch should be as easy as hitting “play” on your favorite album.
So go ahead — grab the real thing. Because fake fans settle. Real fans wear the real deal.
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Frequently asked questions
What is the return policy?
We accept returns from 100 days of the purchase date. Our goal is for every customer to be totally satisfied with their purchase. If this isn't the case, let us know and we'll do our best to work with you to make it right.
Why are some colors and sizes limited
All items are officially licensed with the band or IP holder. THEY are VERY specific with the shirt color and sizes that are allowed, so we have no control over that. If you see a site for a band with a lot of color options, they are most likely unauthorized fakes.
When will I get my order?
Most shirts are custom printed to order, which usually takes 2-5 business days. Clearance items typically ship within 48 hours. We will work quickly to ship your order as soon as possible. Once your order has shipped, you will receive an email with further information. Delivery times vary depending on your location and selected shipping method.
Where do you ship from?
All of our apparel are printed in the USA. We ship from Alabama, New York, Chicago, and Atlanta, depending on the item.
How much does shipping cost?
WE pay for your shipping within the USA, unless you select expedited shipping. International options can be selected during checkout.