Sometimes dead is better, but sometimes undead is best – especially when it comes to fashion! This Pet Sematary Sour Comfort Color T-Shirt is here to resurrect your wardrobe faster than you can say "ancient Indian burial ground."

It's the perfect attire for those who think a little dirt is a small price to pay for bringing back your favorite furry friend, and believe that the best way to deal with truck-related tragedies is to ignore all warnings and play god. With its sour comfort color, it looks like it's been buried and dug up more times than Church the cat.

Warning: May cause sudden urges to move near busy highways or develop an unhealthy interest in your neighbor's scalpel collection.

Pet Sematary Sour Comfort Color T-Shirt Details

• Design: 100% officially licensed, because knockoffs are scarier than anything Stephen King could conjure up in his wildest fever dreams. This authentic piece of horror history proves you're a true fan, not just someone who thinks Pet Sematary is a typo on a veterinarian's sign.
• Material: 100% cotton, softer than Jud Crandall's sales pitch about the benefits of supernatural resurrection. The sour comfort color gives it that "I've been through more psychological trauma than you've had hot dinners" look, without the need for actual grave dirt.
• Made in the USA: Printed and shipped from the land that gave us Stephen King, endless remakes of his novels, and an inexplicable desire to live next to creepy forests in Maine. You're welcome, horror fans.
• Care Instructions: Machine wash cold, tumble dry low. But if you really want to stay true to the Pet Sematary spirit, why not try burying it in your backyard for a few days? (Note: Forbidden Geek is not responsible for any zombie pets or resurrected family members resulting from this advice.)