Poltergeist They're Here Unisex Black T-Shirt
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60 Day Hassle Free Returns
100% Officially Licensed
Owned and Operated in the USA!
Poltergeist They're Here Unisex Black T-Shirt
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- Poltergeist
Fast Delivery
60 Day Hassle Free Returns
100% Officially Licensed
Owned and Operated in the USA!
Get ready to channel some serious supernatural style with this Poltergeist "They're Here" Unisex Black T-Shirt! It's like wearing a beacon for wayward spirits, minus the actual paranormal activity and questionable home insurance premiums.
This tee is more ominous than finding your kitchen chairs stacked on the dining room table overnight. Perfect for freaking out your realtor, impressing fellow horror aficionados, or just looking more unsettling than a smiling Carol Anne in front of a static-filled TV. Who needs a real haunting when you've got a shirt that announces "they're here" louder than a psychic with a megaphone at a cemetery?
Poltergeist They're Here Unisex Black T-Shirt Details
- Design: 100% officially licensed, because counterfeit horror merch is scarier than any movie monster – and not in the fun way. Show your authentic love for Poltergeist and support the franchise that made us all a little suspicious of our TV sets and bedroom closets.
- Material: 100% cotton, softer than Tangina's whispers but more durable than the Freeling family's property value. It's the perfect blend of comfort and spectral chic, suitable for all genders brave enough to tune into the otherworldly channel.
- Made in the USA: Printed and shipped from the land of suburban nightmares and overpriced exorcisms. This shirt has seen fewer unexplained phenomena than your average Poltergeist house tour.
- Versatility: Pairs perfectly with your favorite jeans, a ouija board, or that totally-not-cursed antique mirror you impulse-bought at a garage sale. Ideal for horror movie marathons, medium consultations, or subtly warning your houseguests that your home might have a few extra "residents."
Shipping: These shirts are custom printed to order, which typically takes 2-7 days. Delivery will vary depending upon your choice of mail carrier during Checkout. Once shipped, we will send an email/text with tracking information.
Returns: We accept returns from 60 days from the delivery date. We can exchange for another product, provide a refund, or offer store credit. Item must be undamaged and unwashed. We do not charge restocking fees, and will offer full refund of the item price.
In case of defects, contact us and we will provide a return label and will provide an exchange or full refund.
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