Say it ain't so! The Weezer Framed Comfort Color T-Shirt is here to turn you into a walking, talking indie rock masterpiece. It's not just a shirt, it's a wearable ode to the band that made it cool to be uncool.

Perfect for those who think the best way to impress a girl is with a sweater song, and believe that Buddy Holly glasses are the pinnacle of fashion. With its comfort color, it's softer than Rivers Cuomo's vocals on "Island in the Sun".

Warning: May cause sudden urges to destroy sweaters, vacation on islands in the sun, or start your own garage band named after a respiratory condition.

Weezer Framed Comfort Color T-Shirt Details

• Design: 100% officially licensed, because knockoffs are about as welcome as a new haircut at a Weezer concert. This authentic piece of rock history proves you're a true fan, not just someone who thinks Weezer is what happens when you eat too much cheese before bed.
• Material: 100% cotton, more comfortable than chilling in your garage pretending to be cooler than you actually are. The comfort color gives it that "I've been to more Weezer concerts than you've had awkward high school experiences" look, without the decades of nerd sweat.
• Made in the USA: Printed and shipped from the land that gave us Weezer, suburban angst, and inexplicably, people who still don't realize that "Beverly Hills" is actually ironic. (Or is it? With Weezer, you never really know.)
• Care Instructions: Machine wash cold, tumble dry low. But if you want to truly honor the spirit of Weezer, why not try washing it in the waters of a polluted beach while listening to "Surf Wax America"? (Note: Forbidden Geek is not responsible for any sudden urges to move back in with your parents, start a podcast about Dungeons & Dragons, or inexplicable desires to fight Godzilla resulting from this advice.)