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Saddle up for a wild ride with the ZZ Top Tejas Comfort Color T-Shirt! It's not just a shirt, it's a one-way ticket to the Lone Star State of mind, where the beards are long, the guitars are loud, and the cars are always classic.
Perfect for those who think Texas should be its own planet and believe that the best way to solve any problem is with a bluesy guitar lick and a tumbleweed-worthy beard.
With its comfort color, it's softer than Billy Gibbons' whiskers after a hot oil treatment.
Warning: May cause sudden urges to two-step in your living room, use "pearl necklace" as a euphemism, or start referring to your car as "she's got legs."
ZZ Top Tejas Comfort Color T-Shirt Details
- Design: 100% officially licensed, because knockoffs are about as welcome as a beard trimmer at a ZZ Top fan club meeting. This authentic piece of Texas rock history proves you're a true fan, not just someone who thinks Tejas is a fancy way to pronounce tacos.
- Material: 100% cotton, more comfortable than cruising down Route 66 in a '34 Ford with fuzzy dice hanging from the mirror. The comfort color gives it that "I've been to more roadhouses than you've had hot tamales" look, without the decades of barbecue sauce stains.
- Made in the USA: Printed and shipped from the land that gave the world Texas blues, MTV-era music videos with legs for days, and inexplicably, people who still don't realize that all three members of ZZ Top have beards. (Yes, even the drummer. His name is Beard. We're not making this up.)
- Care Instructions: Machine wash cold, tumble dry low. But if you want to truly honor the spirit of Tejas, why not try line-drying it on a cattle fence while blasting "La Grange" at full volume? (Note: Forbidden Geek is not responsible for any impromptu hoedowns, sudden increases in local beard growth, or inexplicable desires to move to Texas resulting from this advice.)
At Forbidden Geek, we don’t do knockoffs or cheap imitations — every shirt you see here is 100% officially licensed. That means artists actually get paid, and you get the authentic gear that real fans wear with pride.
Every design is printed right here in the USA using high-quality inks and soft premium cotton shirts that feel like your favorite vintage tee from day one.
And if it’s not love at first wear? No worries. We’ve got your back with 100-day free returns — because buying band merch should be as easy as hitting “play” on your favorite album.
So go ahead — grab the real thing. Because fake fans settle. Real fans wear the real deal.
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Frequently asked questions
What is the return policy?
We accept returns from 100 days of the purchase date. Our goal is for every customer to be totally satisfied with their purchase. If this isn't the case, let us know and we'll do our best to work with you to make it right.
Why are some colors and sizes limited
All items are officially licensed with the band or IP holder. THEY are VERY specific with the shirt color and sizes that are allowed, so we have no control over that. If you see a site for a band with a lot of color options, they are most likely unauthorized fakes.
When will I get my order?
Most shirts are custom printed to order, which usually takes 2-5 business days. Clearance items typically ship within 48 hours. We will work quickly to ship your order as soon as possible. Once your order has shipped, you will receive an email with further information. Delivery times vary depending on your location and selected shipping method.
Where do you ship from?
All of our apparel are printed in the USA. We ship from Alabama, New York, Chicago, and Atlanta, depending on the item.
How much does shipping cost?
WE pay for your shipping within the USA, unless you select expedited shipping. International options can be selected during checkout.