Cannibal Women and the Avocado Jungle of Death T-Shirt
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100% Officially Licensed
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Cannibal Women and the Avocado Jungle of Death T-Shirt
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- Full Moon Features
Fast Delivery
60 Day Hassle Free Returns
100% Officially Licensed
Owned and Operated in the USA!
Welcome to the jungle, where the avocados are ripe and the women are... cannibals? Yes, you read that right! Dive headfirst into the absurd with our "Cannibal Women and the Avocado Jungle of Death T-Shirt." This isn’t just a shirt; it’s a wearable B-movie classic, perfect for those who like their fashion served with a side of satire and a slice of avocado. Whether you’re navigating the perilous produce section or just lounging with a cult classic flick, this tee is sure to turn heads and provoke puzzled smiles.
Cannibal Women and the Avocado Jungle of Death T-Shirt Details
- Material: Concocted from the finest 100% cotton, this shirt is as soft and inviting as an avocado’s embrace, minus the deadly allure of its guardians.
- Design: Featuring a scene straight out of the wildest, wackiest jungle, this 100% officially licensed Full Moon Features gem showcases the fierce cannibal women in all their glory—because who doesn’t want to mix fashion with a dash of danger and avocados?
- Fit: Designed to fit like a dream, our tee ensures comfort while you trek through your own urban jungle or brave the wilds of your local grocery store.
- Origin: Printed with pride and shipped from the USA, faster than you can say “pass the guacamole!”
Shipping: These shirts are custom printed to order, which typically takes 2-7 days. Delivery will vary depending upon your choice of mail carrier during Checkout. Once shipped, we will send an email/text with tracking information.
Returns: We accept returns from 60 days from the delivery date. We can exchange for another product, provide a refund, or offer store credit. Item must be undamaged and unwashed. We do not charge restocking fees, and will offer full refund of the item price.
In case of defects, contact us and we will provide a return label and will provide an exchange or full refund.
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