Parks and Recreation Swanson Pyramid T-Shirt
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Parks and Recreation Swanson Pyramid T-Shirt
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- Parks and Recreation
Fast Delivery
60 Day Hassle Free Returns
100% Officially Licensed
Owned and Operated in the USA!
Ascend to greatness with the "Parks and Recreation Swanson Pyramid T-Shirt"! This shirt is a blueprint for success according to Pawnee's most revered craftsman, Ron Swanson. Perfect for those who admire a life built on woodworking, breakfast foods, and understated wisdom, this tee is a wearable guide to living the Swanson way. Whether you're fixing a chair or grilling a steak, this shirt will inspire you to achieve greatness, one tier at a time.
Parks and Recreation Swanson Pyramid T-Shirt Details
- Material: Constructed from materials tough enough for a day in the woodshop and soft enough for a lazy Sunday brunch.
- Design: Features the Swanson Pyramid of Greatness, teaching the virtues of manliness and meat with a design that’s 100% officially licensed for the true fans of Ron’s philosophy.
- Fit: Designed for comfort and durability, fitting for any Parks Department activity or a tranquil fishing day.
- Made in USA: Proudly printed and ships from the USA, crafted with the quality and durability Ron Swanson would use for his own clothing—if he wore novelty shirts, that is.
Shipping: These shirts are custom printed to order, which typically takes 2-7 days. Delivery will vary depending upon your choice of mail carrier during Checkout. Once shipped, we will send an email/text with tracking information.
Returns: We accept returns from 60 days from the delivery date. We can exchange for another product, provide a refund, or offer store credit. Item must be undamaged and unwashed. We do not charge restocking fees, and will offer full refund of the item price.
In case of defects, contact us and we will provide a return label and will provide an exchange or full refund.
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