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Isn't it ironic that the most angst-filled artist of the '90s now looks absolutely zen on this purple and white masterpiece? This Alanis photo tee is serving more peaceful vibes than that time she helped us all process our collective trauma through aggressive vocalization. Perfect for those days when you want to remind everyone that you've evolved past your jagged little phase but still keep that energy in your back pocket – you know, just in case someone suggests going to the theater or crossing guard duty.
Alanis Morissette Photo Purple and White Unisex T-Shirt Details
- DESIGN: 100% officially licensed (because bootlegs are like rain on your wedding day – not actually ironic, just disappointing). Features a stunning photo of Alanis that's more serene than that time she made Dave Coulier choke on his Tim Hortons. Authentic merch means you're supporting the artist, not some opportunist who thinks "You Oughta Know" is a customer service slogan.
- MATERIAL: 100% cotton that's softer than the acoustic version of "Head Over Feet" and more comfortable than confronting your ex in a theater.
- MADE IN THE USA: Printed and shipped from our facility faster than you can name all 13 ways of looking at a blackbird (that's a deep cut for the real fans).
At Forbidden Geek, we don’t do knockoffs or cheap imitations — every shirt you see here is 100% officially licensed. That means artists actually get paid, and you get the authentic gear that real fans wear with pride.
Every design is printed right here in the USA using high-quality inks and soft premium cotton shirts that feel like your favorite vintage tee from day one.
And if it’s not love at first wear? No worries. We’ve got your back with 100-day free returns — because buying band merch should be as easy as hitting “play” on your favorite album.
So go ahead — grab the real thing. Because fake fans settle. Real fans wear the real deal.
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Frequently asked questions
What is the return policy?
We accept returns from 100 days of the purchase date. Our goal is for every customer to be totally satisfied with their purchase. If this isn't the case, let us know and we'll do our best to work with you to make it right.
Why are some colors and sizes limited
All items are officially licensed with the band or IP holder. THEY are VERY specific with the shirt color and sizes that are allowed, so we have no control over that. If you see a site for a band with a lot of color options, they are most likely unauthorized fakes.
When will I get my order?
Most shirts are custom printed to order, which usually takes 2-5 business days. Clearance items typically ship within 48 hours. We will work quickly to ship your order as soon as possible. Once your order has shipped, you will receive an email with further information. Delivery times vary depending on your location and selected shipping method.
Where do you ship from?
All of our apparel are printed in the USA. We ship from Alabama, New York, Chicago, and Atlanta, depending on the item.
How much does shipping cost?
WE pay for your shipping within the USA, unless you select expedited shipping. International options can be selected during checkout.