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Dive face-first into grunge history with this shirt that's dirtier than your search history but classier than your excuses. This grey tee featuring the iconic Dirt artwork is like wearing a PhD in '90s alternative culture, except you didn't have to write a thesis – just hit "add to cart." Perfect for those days when you want to remind everyone that you were into Alice In Chains before that one TikTok went viral, or when you need something that says "I could explain this album's significance, but we'd be here all night."
Alice In Chains Dirt Grey Unisex T-Shirt Details
- DESIGN: 100% officially licensed (because bootlegs are like karaoke – fun but not the real deal). Features the legendary Dirt album artwork that's been making suburban parents uncomfortable since 1992. Official merch means you're supporting the band, not some dude who thinks "Would?" is a question mark tutorial.
- MATERIAL: 100% cotton that's softer than your defense of why Dirt is the greatest album of the '90s. The grey colorway is like Seattle weather – moody but versatile.
- MADE IN THE USA: Printed and shipped from our facility faster than you can recite the track list from Dirt chronologically (we know you can do it).
At Forbidden Geek, we don’t do knockoffs or cheap imitations — every shirt you see here is 100% officially licensed. That means artists actually get paid, and you get the authentic gear that real fans wear with pride.
Every design is printed right here in the USA using high-quality inks and soft premium cotton shirts that feel like your favorite vintage tee from day one.
And if it’s not love at first wear? No worries. We’ve got your back with 100-day free returns — because buying band merch should be as easy as hitting “play” on your favorite album.
So go ahead — grab the real thing. Because fake fans settle. Real fans wear the real deal.
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Frequently asked questions
What is the return policy?
We accept returns from 100 days of the purchase date. Our goal is for every customer to be totally satisfied with their purchase. If this isn't the case, let us know and we'll do our best to work with you to make it right.
Why are some colors and sizes limited
All items are officially licensed with the band or IP holder. THEY are VERY specific with the shirt color and sizes that are allowed, so we have no control over that. If you see a site for a band with a lot of color options, they are most likely unauthorized fakes.
When will I get my order?
Most shirts are custom printed to order, which usually takes 2-5 business days. Clearance items typically ship within 48 hours. We will work quickly to ship your order as soon as possible. Once your order has shipped, you will receive an email with further information. Delivery times vary depending on your location and selected shipping method.
Where do you ship from?
All of our apparel are printed in the USA. We ship from Alabama, New York, Chicago, and Atlanta, depending on the item.
How much does shipping cost?
WE pay for your shipping within the USA, unless you select expedited shipping. International options can be selected during checkout.