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Dude, check out this Beavis and Butthead Men's Golf Sucks T-Shirt! It's like, uh, wearing your disdain for fancy-pants sports right on your chest, heh heh.
Perfect for couch potatoes, TV addicts, or anyone who thinks chasing little white balls around a manicured lawn is for chumps.
This tee is guaranteed to make you look cooler than a rack of nachos at a heavy metal concert. Who needs golf clubs when you've got two animated delinquents giving the middle finger to country club culture? It's like, social commentary and stuff, but funny. Huh huh huh.
Beavis and Butthead Men's Golf Sucks T-Shirt Details
- Design: 100% officially licensed, because knockoff Beavis and Butthead merch sucks more than, like, school or something. Show your authentic love for MTV's dumbest duo and stick it to The Man, or whatever.
- Material: 100% cotton, softer than Beavis's brain but tougher than Butthead's attention span. It's the perfect blend of comfort and lowbrow humor, just like a good fart joke.
- Made in the USA: Printed and shipped from the land of convenience stores and endless TV channels. This shirt has seen less action than Beavis and Butthead on a Friday night.
- Versatility: Pairs great with your favorite jeans, cargo shorts, or that GWAR costume you've been saving for special occasions. Wear it to mini-golf, actual golf courses, or anywhere else you want to annoy uptight people. Heh heh, cool.
At Forbidden Geek, we don’t do knockoffs or cheap imitations — every shirt you see here is 100% officially licensed. That means artists actually get paid, and you get the authentic gear that real fans wear with pride.
Every design is printed right here in the USA using high-quality inks and soft premium cotton shirts that feel like your favorite vintage tee from day one.
And if it’s not love at first wear? No worries. We’ve got your back with 100-day free returns — because buying band merch should be as easy as hitting “play” on your favorite album.
So go ahead — grab the real thing. Because fake fans settle. Real fans wear the real deal.
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Frequently asked questions
What is the return policy?
We accept returns from 100 days of the purchase date. Our goal is for every customer to be totally satisfied with their purchase. If this isn't the case, let us know and we'll do our best to work with you to make it right.
Why are some colors and sizes limited
All items are officially licensed with the band or IP holder. THEY are VERY specific with the shirt color and sizes that are allowed, so we have no control over that. If you see a site for a band with a lot of color options, they are most likely unauthorized fakes.
When will I get my order?
Most shirts are custom printed to order, which usually takes 2-5 business days. Clearance items typically ship within 48 hours. We will work quickly to ship your order as soon as possible. Once your order has shipped, you will receive an email with further information. Delivery times vary depending on your location and selected shipping method.
Where do you ship from?
All of our apparel are printed in the USA. We ship from Alabama, New York, Chicago, and Atlanta, depending on the item.
How much does shipping cost?
WE pay for your shipping within the USA, unless you select expedited shipping. International options can be selected during checkout.