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Feeling a bit jaded by the modern world? Slap on this Blur "Modern Life is Rubbish" long sleeve tee and revel in your disillusionment like a true '90s Britpop icon. Perfect for those days when you're dodging paparazzi (or just your nosy neighbors), this shirt lets everyone know you're too cool for this century. Who needs hoverboards and flying cars when you've got Damon Albarn's sardonic lyrics plastered across your chest? Embrace the beautiful chaos of life, one sleeve at a time.
Blur Modern Life is Rubbish Long Sleeve T-Shirt Details
- Design: 100% officially licensed, because bootlegs are so last millennium. Show off your impeccable taste with authentic Blur merch that would make even Graham Coxon nod in approval.
- Material: 100% cotton, softer than Blur's acoustic sets and more comfortable than a night out in Camden Town.
- Printed and ships from the USA, faster than you can say "parklife!"
- Perfect for concerts, lazy Sundays, or anytime you want to feel like you're stuck in a 1993 time loop (in the best way possible).
At Forbidden Geek, we don’t do knockoffs or cheap imitations — every shirt you see here is 100% officially licensed. That means artists actually get paid, and you get the authentic gear that real fans wear with pride.
Every design is printed right here in the USA using high-quality inks and soft premium cotton shirts that feel like your favorite vintage tee from day one.
And if it’s not love at first wear? No worries. We’ve got your back with 100-day free returns — because buying band merch should be as easy as hitting “play” on your favorite album.
So go ahead — grab the real thing. Because fake fans settle. Real fans wear the real deal.
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Frequently asked questions
What is the return policy?
We accept returns from 100 days of the purchase date. Our goal is for every customer to be totally satisfied with their purchase. If this isn't the case, let us know and we'll do our best to work with you to make it right.
Why are some colors and sizes limited
All items are officially licensed with the band or IP holder. THEY are VERY specific with the shirt color and sizes that are allowed, so we have no control over that. If you see a site for a band with a lot of color options, they are most likely unauthorized fakes.
When will I get my order?
Most shirts are custom printed to order, which usually takes 2-5 business days. Clearance items typically ship within 48 hours. We will work quickly to ship your order as soon as possible. Once your order has shipped, you will receive an email with further information. Delivery times vary depending on your location and selected shipping method.
Where do you ship from?
All of our apparel are printed in the USA. We ship from Alabama, New York, Chicago, and Atlanta, depending on the item.
How much does shipping cost?
WE pay for your shipping within the USA, unless you select expedited shipping. International options can be selected during checkout.