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Holy cow, you gore-loving grindcore fiends! Prepare to unleash your inner vegetarian vengeance with this brutally badass Cattle Decapitation Vitruvian Unisex Black T-Shirt. It's not just a shirt; it's a wearable manifesto of mankind's crimes against nature, screaming "I like my metal like I like my veggies - raw and uncompromising" louder than Travis Ryan's inhuman vocals. Featuring a twisted take on da Vinci's Vitruvian Man, this tee is perfect for educating the masses about animal rights while simultaneously melting their faces off. Whether you're thrashing in the pit, composting your neighbors, or just trying to survive another day in this meat-eating dystopia, this shirt will have you feeling more environmentally conscious than a tofu-powered windmill. Just don't blame us if wearing it suddenly makes you want to hug a cow and headbang at the same time.

Cattle Decapitation Vitruvian Unisex Black T-Shirt Details

• Design: 100% officially licensed Cattle Decapitation merch, because bootlegs are as welcome as a slaughterhouse at a vegan potluck. Flaunt this authentic Vitruvian artwork and show your allegiance to the band that's been championing animal rights through blast beats since 1996.
• Material: 100% cotton, softer than Josh Elmore's guitar tone (but way less likely to rupture your eardrums). Perfect for moshing your heart out or gently educating your carnivorous friends about the benefits of a plant-based lifestyle.
• Printed and ships from the USA, faster than you can say "Forced Gender Reassignment." No need to wait around like a cow in line at the abattoir - get your ethical grindcore fix pronto.
• Unisex fit, because extreme metal and environmental consciousness don't discriminate. Whether you're a dude, chick, or a sentient block of tempeh, you'll look more menacing than a militant vegan at a BBQ joint in this pitch-black tee.