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Holy cow, you gore-loving grindcore fiends! Prepare to unleash your inner vegetarian vengeance with this brutally badass Cattle Decapitation Vitruvian Unisex Black T-Shirt. It's not just a shirt; it's a wearable manifesto of mankind's crimes against nature, screaming "I like my metal like I like my veggies - raw and uncompromising" louder than Travis Ryan's inhuman vocals. Featuring a twisted take on da Vinci's Vitruvian Man, this tee is perfect for educating the masses about animal rights while simultaneously melting their faces off. Whether you're thrashing in the pit, composting your neighbors, or just trying to survive another day in this meat-eating dystopia, this shirt will have you feeling more environmentally conscious than a tofu-powered windmill. Just don't blame us if wearing it suddenly makes you want to hug a cow and headbang at the same time.
Cattle Decapitation Vitruvian Unisex Black T-Shirt Details
- Design: 100% officially licensed Cattle Decapitation merch, because bootlegs are as welcome as a slaughterhouse at a vegan potluck. Flaunt this authentic Vitruvian artwork and show your allegiance to the band that's been championing animal rights through blast beats since 1996.
- Material: 100% cotton, softer than Josh Elmore's guitar tone (but way less likely to rupture your eardrums). Perfect for moshing your heart out or gently educating your carnivorous friends about the benefits of a plant-based lifestyle.
- Printed and ships from the USA, faster than you can say "Forced Gender Reassignment." No need to wait around like a cow in line at the abattoir - get your ethical grindcore fix pronto.
- Unisex fit, because extreme metal and environmental consciousness don't discriminate. Whether you're a dude, chick, or a sentient block of tempeh, you'll look more menacing than a militant vegan at a BBQ joint in this pitch-black tee.
At Forbidden Geek, we don’t do knockoffs or cheap imitations — every shirt you see here is 100% officially licensed. That means artists actually get paid, and you get the authentic gear that real fans wear with pride.
Every design is printed right here in the USA using high-quality inks and soft premium cotton shirts that feel like your favorite vintage tee from day one.
And if it’s not love at first wear? No worries. We’ve got your back with 100-day free returns — because buying band merch should be as easy as hitting “play” on your favorite album.
So go ahead — grab the real thing. Because fake fans settle. Real fans wear the real deal.
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Frequently asked questions
What is the return policy?
We accept returns from 100 days of the purchase date. Our goal is for every customer to be totally satisfied with their purchase. If this isn't the case, let us know and we'll do our best to work with you to make it right.
Why are some colors and sizes limited
All items are officially licensed with the band or IP holder. THEY are VERY specific with the shirt color and sizes that are allowed, so we have no control over that. If you see a site for a band with a lot of color options, they are most likely unauthorized fakes.
When will I get my order?
Most shirts are custom printed to order, which usually takes 2-5 business days. Clearance items typically ship within 48 hours. We will work quickly to ship your order as soon as possible. Once your order has shipped, you will receive an email with further information. Delivery times vary depending on your location and selected shipping method.
Where do you ship from?
All of our apparel are printed in the USA. We ship from Alabama, New York, Chicago, and Atlanta, depending on the item.
How much does shipping cost?
WE pay for your shipping within the USA, unless you select expedited shipping. International options can be selected during checkout.