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Spoon up some morbid humor with this Cereal Killer Grim Reaper tee that's more deliciously twisted than finding a toy surprise in your bowl of doom flakes! Featuring a grim reaper design that screams "I came for your soul, but I'll settle for your breakfast," this shirt is your milk-splattered ticket to looking more wickedly funny than a comedian at an undertaker's convention.
Whether you're slaying your morning routine or just confusing the heck out of your local grocery store clerk, this killer tee will have you feeling more powerful than a sugar rush from a box of 100% skulls and marshmallows. Just don't blame us if wearing it suddenly makes you want to dramatically scythe your way through the cereal aisle or start referring to your spoon as "the little shovel of destiny."
Caution: This shirt may cause spontaneous outbreaks of milk-snorting laughter and an uncontrollable urge to arrange your cereal into macabre shapes.
Cereal Killer Grim Reaper Unisex T-Shirt Details
- Design: 100% Forbidden Geek Original Design, because knockoffs are about as funny as soggy cornflakes. Sport authentic artwork that'll make even the most jaded breakfast cynic milk their coffee through their nose.
- Material: 100% cotton, softer than the marshmallows in your Lucky Charms (but far less likely to attract leprechauns).
- Printed and shipped from the USA, faster than you can say "I'm cuckoo for Cocoa Puffs... of DOOM!"
- Perfect for breakfast, brunch, or any meal where you want to remind people of their own mortality while they munch on toasted oats.
At Forbidden Geek, we don’t do knockoffs or cheap imitations — every shirt you see here is 100% officially licensed. That means artists actually get paid, and you get the authentic gear that real fans wear with pride.
Every design is printed right here in the USA using high-quality inks and soft premium cotton shirts that feel like your favorite vintage tee from day one.
And if it’s not love at first wear? No worries. We’ve got your back with 100-day free returns — because buying band merch should be as easy as hitting “play” on your favorite album.
So go ahead — grab the real thing. Because fake fans settle. Real fans wear the real deal.
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Frequently asked questions
What is the return policy?
We accept returns from 100 days of the purchase date. Our goal is for every customer to be totally satisfied with their purchase. If this isn't the case, let us know and we'll do our best to work with you to make it right.
Why are some colors and sizes limited
All items are officially licensed with the band or IP holder. THEY are VERY specific with the shirt color and sizes that are allowed, so we have no control over that. If you see a site for a band with a lot of color options, they are most likely unauthorized fakes.
When will I get my order?
Most shirts are custom printed to order, which usually takes 2-5 business days. Clearance items typically ship within 48 hours. We will work quickly to ship your order as soon as possible. Once your order has shipped, you will receive an email with further information. Delivery times vary depending on your location and selected shipping method.
Where do you ship from?
All of our apparel are printed in the USA. We ship from Alabama, New York, Chicago, and Atlanta, depending on the item.
How much does shipping cost?
WE pay for your shipping within the USA, unless you select expedited shipping. International options can be selected during checkout.