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Ladies, get ready to slay your breakfast game with this Cereal Killer Grim Reaper relaxed tee that's more deliciously wicked than finding a scythe in your cornflakes! Featuring a grim reaper design that purrs "I came for your soul, but I'll start with your Captain Crunch," this comfy fit wonder is your VIP pass to looking more darkly hilarious than a mortician's standup routine.
Whether you're reaping havoc at the breakfast table or just terrorizing your local supermarket's cereal aisle, this killer tee will have you feeling more powerful than a triple espresso shot in your coffee of doom. Just don't blame us if wearing it suddenly makes you want to dramatically monologue about the fragility of life while pouring milk, or start referring to your spoon as "theladle of last rites."
Fair warning: This shirt may cause spontaneous bouts of maniacal laughter over your morning bowl and an uncontrollable urge to arrange your Cheerios into tiny crop circles of death.
Cereal Killer Grim Reaper Women's Relaxed T-Shirt Details
- Design: 100% Forbidden Geek Original Design. Flaunt authentic artwork that'll make even the most jaded breakfast cynic snort milk out their nose.
- Material: 100% cotton, softer than the marshmallows in your Lucky Charms (but far less likely to turn your milk into a rainbow of doom).
- Printed and shipped from the USA, faster than you can say "They're magically delicious... and totally FATAL!"
- Perfect for brunch, midnight snacks, or any time you want to remind people that every spoonful brings them closer to their ultimate destiny.
At Forbidden Geek, we don’t do knockoffs or cheap imitations — every shirt you see here is 100% officially licensed. That means artists actually get paid, and you get the authentic gear that real fans wear with pride.
Every design is printed right here in the USA using high-quality inks and soft premium cotton shirts that feel like your favorite vintage tee from day one.
And if it’s not love at first wear? No worries. We’ve got your back with 100-day free returns — because buying band merch should be as easy as hitting “play” on your favorite album.
So go ahead — grab the real thing. Because fake fans settle. Real fans wear the real deal.
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Frequently asked questions
What is the return policy?
We accept returns from 100 days of the purchase date. Our goal is for every customer to be totally satisfied with their purchase. If this isn't the case, let us know and we'll do our best to work with you to make it right.
Why are some colors and sizes limited
All items are officially licensed with the band or IP holder. THEY are VERY specific with the shirt color and sizes that are allowed, so we have no control over that. If you see a site for a band with a lot of color options, they are most likely unauthorized fakes.
When will I get my order?
Most shirts are custom printed to order, which usually takes 2-5 business days. Clearance items typically ship within 48 hours. We will work quickly to ship your order as soon as possible. Once your order has shipped, you will receive an email with further information. Delivery times vary depending on your location and selected shipping method.
Where do you ship from?
All of our apparel are printed in the USA. We ship from Alabama, New York, Chicago, and Atlanta, depending on the item.
How much does shipping cost?
WE pay for your shipping within the USA, unless you select expedited shipping. International options can be selected during checkout.