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Spoon-wielding psycho or breakfast enthusiast? Why not both? Snap, crackle, and pop into this "Cereal Killer" pullover hoodie and let the world know you're seriously serious about your morning munchies. It's milkier than your alibi and crunchier than the evidence you left behind. Perfect for those mornings when you're feeling particularly murderous towards your Cheerios, or when you want to strike fear into the heart of every breakfast buffet in town. Fair warning: wearing this hoodie may cause sudden outbreaks of maniacal milk-slurping, an irresistible urge to arrange your Froot Loops into crime scene outlines, or the constant feeling that Cap'n Crunch is out to get you. Don't blame us if you find yourself eyeing the cereal aisle like it's a lineup of suspects or treating every spoon like a potential weapon.
Cereal Killer Unisex Pullover Hoodie Details
- Design: More killer than Tony the Tiger on a sugar high. Flaunt your breakfast badassery with a pun so good, it should be a felony.
- Material: Crafted from a blend of cotton and polyester softer than marshmallow bits and cozier than a bowl of warm oatmeal. Perfect for all your serial snacking and pun-slinging needs.
- Made in the USA: Concocted and shipped from a top-secret breakfast bunker. No need to go cuckoo for Cocoa Puffs trying to track down this delivery.
- Versatility: Ideal for lazy Sunday mornings, midnight snack raids, or subtly hinting to your roommate that stealing your Lucky Charms might have deadly consequences. Warning: May cause sudden urges to dramatically brandish spoons or an inexplicable desire to solve mysteries involving missing breakfast foods.
At Forbidden Geek, we don’t do knockoffs or cheap imitations — every shirt you see here is 100% officially licensed. That means artists actually get paid, and you get the authentic gear that real fans wear with pride.
Every design is printed right here in the USA using high-quality inks and soft premium cotton shirts that feel like your favorite vintage tee from day one.
And if it’s not love at first wear? No worries. We’ve got your back with 100-day free returns — because buying band merch should be as easy as hitting “play” on your favorite album.
So go ahead — grab the real thing. Because fake fans settle. Real fans wear the real deal.
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Frequently asked questions
What is the return policy?
We accept returns from 100 days of the purchase date. Our goal is for every customer to be totally satisfied with their purchase. If this isn't the case, let us know and we'll do our best to work with you to make it right.
Why are some colors and sizes limited
All items are officially licensed with the band or IP holder. THEY are VERY specific with the shirt color and sizes that are allowed, so we have no control over that. If you see a site for a band with a lot of color options, they are most likely unauthorized fakes.
When will I get my order?
Most shirts are custom printed to order, which usually takes 2-5 business days. Clearance items typically ship within 48 hours. We will work quickly to ship your order as soon as possible. Once your order has shipped, you will receive an email with further information. Delivery times vary depending on your location and selected shipping method.
Where do you ship from?
All of our apparel are printed in the USA. We ship from Alabama, New York, Chicago, and Atlanta, depending on the item.
How much does shipping cost?
WE pay for your shipping within the USA, unless you select expedited shipping. International options can be selected during checkout.