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Way harsh, Tai? More like way awesome! This Clueless As If Black Unisex T-Shirt is totally buggin' in the best possible way. Perfect for rolling with your homies, shopping on Rodeo Drive (or Target, we don't judge), or just channeling your inner Cher Horowitz while reorganizing your closet for the eighth time this week. This shirt is like a virtual time machine to the '90s, minus the questionable plaid-on-plaid choices. Warning: May cause spontaneous Valley Girl speak and an inexplicable urge to match your outfits using a computer program. Whatever!
Clueless As If Black Unisex T-Shirt Details
- Design: 100% officially licensed, because knockoffs are like, totally way harsh. Rock this authentic Clueless design with pride, knowing you're supporting a cultural masterpiece and not some monet (you know, looks good from far away but up close it's a big old mess).
- Material: 100% cotton, softer than Cher's favorite cashmere sweater. It's like wearing your favorite '90s movie, if your favorite '90s movie were incredibly comfortable and didn't include Paul Rudd's eternally young face.
- Printed and shipped from the USA, faster than you can say "You're totally buggin'!" No international shipping delays to make you feel like a full-on Monet.
- Versatile enough for both fancy parties and normal-people stuff. We won't judge if you wear it while practicing your highway driving – just remember, you're not "personally invested in your grades" while wearing this tee.
At Forbidden Geek, we don’t do knockoffs or cheap imitations — every shirt you see here is 100% officially licensed. That means artists actually get paid, and you get the authentic gear that real fans wear with pride.
Every design is printed right here in the USA using high-quality inks and soft premium cotton shirts that feel like your favorite vintage tee from day one.
And if it’s not love at first wear? No worries. We’ve got your back with 100-day free returns — because buying band merch should be as easy as hitting “play” on your favorite album.
So go ahead — grab the real thing. Because fake fans settle. Real fans wear the real deal.
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Frequently asked questions
What is the return policy?
We accept returns from 100 days of the purchase date. Our goal is for every customer to be totally satisfied with their purchase. If this isn't the case, let us know and we'll do our best to work with you to make it right.
Why are some colors and sizes limited
All items are officially licensed with the band or IP holder. THEY are VERY specific with the shirt color and sizes that are allowed, so we have no control over that. If you see a site for a band with a lot of color options, they are most likely unauthorized fakes.
When will I get my order?
Most shirts are custom printed to order, which usually takes 2-5 business days. Clearance items typically ship within 48 hours. We will work quickly to ship your order as soon as possible. Once your order has shipped, you will receive an email with further information. Delivery times vary depending on your location and selected shipping method.
Where do you ship from?
All of our apparel are printed in the USA. We ship from Alabama, New York, Chicago, and Atlanta, depending on the item.
How much does shipping cost?
WE pay for your shipping within the USA, unless you select expedited shipping. International options can be selected during checkout.