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Unholy mackerel, you disciples of the Dark Lord! Prepare to channel your inner papal essence with this diabolically divine Ghost Vitruvian Unisex Black T-Shirt. It's not just a shirt; it's a wearable summoning circle that screams "I worship at the altar of Papa Emeritus" louder than a Nameless Ghoul's guitar solo during "Square Hammer." Featuring a sacrilegious spin on da Vinci's Vitruvian Man, this tee is perfect for spreading the good word of Satan while looking stylishly blasphemous. Whether you're headbanging at a ritual, conducting an exorcism at your local Walmart, or just trying to survive another day in this godforsaken world, this shirt will have you feeling more unholy than a nun at a Ghost concert. Just don't blame us if wearing it suddenly makes you want to paint your face like a skull and start your own satanic pop band.
Ghost Vitruvian Unisex Black T-Shirt Details
- Design: 100% officially licensed Ghost merch, because knockoffs are as welcome as holy water at a Black Mass. Flaunt this authentic Vitruvian artwork and show your allegiance to the band that's been mixing heavy metal with Satanic panic since 2006.
- Material: 100% cotton, softer than Cardinal Copia's velvet suits. Perfect for moshing your heart out or dramatically posing like you're on the cover of a vintage occult magazine.
- Printed and ships from the USA, faster than you can say "Belial, Behemoth, Beelzebub, Asmodeus, Satanas, Lucifer." No need to wait around like you're stuck in purgatory - get your blasphemous threads pronto.
- Unisex fit, because the Dark Lord's army doesn't discriminate. Whether you're a brother of sin, a sister of sin, or a non-binary spawn of Satan, you'll look more mysteriously cool than a Nameless Ghoul's mask in this pitch-black tee.
At Forbidden Geek, we don’t do knockoffs or cheap imitations — every shirt you see here is 100% officially licensed. That means artists actually get paid, and you get the authentic gear that real fans wear with pride.
Every design is printed right here in the USA using high-quality inks and soft premium cotton shirts that feel like your favorite vintage tee from day one.
And if it’s not love at first wear? No worries. We’ve got your back with 100-day free returns — because buying band merch should be as easy as hitting “play” on your favorite album.
So go ahead — grab the real thing. Because fake fans settle. Real fans wear the real deal.
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Frequently asked questions
What is the return policy?
We accept returns from 100 days of the purchase date. Our goal is for every customer to be totally satisfied with their purchase. If this isn't the case, let us know and we'll do our best to work with you to make it right.
Why are some colors and sizes limited
All items are officially licensed with the band or IP holder. THEY are VERY specific with the shirt color and sizes that are allowed, so we have no control over that. If you see a site for a band with a lot of color options, they are most likely unauthorized fakes.
When will I get my order?
Most shirts are custom printed to order, which usually takes 2-5 business days. Clearance items typically ship within 48 hours. We will work quickly to ship your order as soon as possible. Once your order has shipped, you will receive an email with further information. Delivery times vary depending on your location and selected shipping method.
Where do you ship from?
All of our apparel are printed in the USA. We ship from Alabama, New York, Chicago, and Atlanta, depending on the item.
How much does shipping cost?
WE pay for your shipping within the USA, unless you select expedited shipping. International options can be selected during checkout.