Get ready to dance your bones off with this far-out Grateful Dead Bertha Unisex Black T-Shirt. It's not just a shirt; it's a wearable invitation to the greatest cosmic hoedown this side of the multiverse. Featuring the iconic Bertha skeleton, this tee practically vibrates with good vibes and screams "I've got a skeleton in my closet, and she likes to boogie" louder than Phil's bass during a mind-melting "The Other One." Whether you're spinning in a field of daisies, searching for that elusive miracle ticket, or just trying to keep on truckin' through another day in the rat race, this shirt will have you feeling more connected to the rhythm of the universe than Mickey and Bill's drum duet. Just don't blame us if wearing it suddenly makes you grow a Jerry beard and develop an insatiable craving for veggie burritos.

Grateful Dead Bertha Unisex Black T-Shirt Details

• Design: 100% officially licensed Grateful Dead merch, because fakes are about as welcome as a bad trip at a Dead show. Rock this authentic Bertha artwork and show your devotion to the band that's been turning on, tuning in, and dropping jaws since 1965.
• Material: 100% cotton, softer than Pigpen's harmonica licks. Perfect for dancing like nobody's watching or taking an impromptu nap in the back of your VW bus (or your cubicle, we won't tell).
• Printed and ships from the USA, faster than you can say "Tennessee Jed." No need to chase this shirt across the country - it'll magically appear at your doorstep like a kind stranger with a spare ticket.
• Unisex fit, because the Dead family is all-inclusive, man. Whether you're a dude, a chick, or a time-traveling hippie from Woodstock '69, you'll look groovier than Bob Weir's short shorts in this classic black tee.