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Get ready to dance your bones off with this far-out Grateful Dead Bertha Unisex Black T-Shirt. It's not just a shirt; it's a wearable invitation to the greatest cosmic hoedown this side of the multiverse. Featuring the iconic Bertha skeleton, this tee practically vibrates with good vibes and screams "I've got a skeleton in my closet, and she likes to boogie" louder than Phil's bass during a mind-melting "The Other One." Whether you're spinning in a field of daisies, searching for that elusive miracle ticket, or just trying to keep on truckin' through another day in the rat race, this shirt will have you feeling more connected to the rhythm of the universe than Mickey and Bill's drum duet. Just don't blame us if wearing it suddenly makes you grow a Jerry beard and develop an insatiable craving for veggie burritos.
Grateful Dead Bertha Unisex Black T-Shirt Details
- Design: 100% officially licensed Grateful Dead merch, because fakes are about as welcome as a bad trip at a Dead show. Rock this authentic Bertha artwork and show your devotion to the band that's been turning on, tuning in, and dropping jaws since 1965.
- Material: 100% cotton, softer than Pigpen's harmonica licks. Perfect for dancing like nobody's watching or taking an impromptu nap in the back of your VW bus (or your cubicle, we won't tell).
- Printed and ships from the USA, faster than you can say "Tennessee Jed." No need to chase this shirt across the country - it'll magically appear at your doorstep like a kind stranger with a spare ticket.
- Unisex fit, because the Dead family is all-inclusive, man. Whether you're a dude, a chick, or a time-traveling hippie from Woodstock '69, you'll look groovier than Bob Weir's short shorts in this classic black tee.
At Forbidden Geek, we don’t do knockoffs or cheap imitations — every shirt you see here is 100% officially licensed. That means artists actually get paid, and you get the authentic gear that real fans wear with pride.
Every design is printed right here in the USA using high-quality inks and soft premium cotton shirts that feel like your favorite vintage tee from day one.
And if it’s not love at first wear? No worries. We’ve got your back with 100-day free returns — because buying band merch should be as easy as hitting “play” on your favorite album.
So go ahead — grab the real thing. Because fake fans settle. Real fans wear the real deal.
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Frequently asked questions
What is the return policy?
We accept returns from 100 days of the purchase date. Our goal is for every customer to be totally satisfied with their purchase. If this isn't the case, let us know and we'll do our best to work with you to make it right.
Why are some colors and sizes limited
All items are officially licensed with the band or IP holder. THEY are VERY specific with the shirt color and sizes that are allowed, so we have no control over that. If you see a site for a band with a lot of color options, they are most likely unauthorized fakes.
When will I get my order?
Most shirts are custom printed to order, which usually takes 2-5 business days. Clearance items typically ship within 48 hours. We will work quickly to ship your order as soon as possible. Once your order has shipped, you will receive an email with further information. Delivery times vary depending on your location and selected shipping method.
Where do you ship from?
All of our apparel are printed in the USA. We ship from Alabama, New York, Chicago, and Atlanta, depending on the item.
How much does shipping cost?
WE pay for your shipping within the USA, unless you select expedited shipping. International options can be selected during checkout.