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Chalk up another win for killer style with this Jaws Chalkboard Green Unisex T-Shirt! It's the perfect catch for those who think math should always involve shark-to-swimmer ratios and believe that every beach trip needs a side of existential dread. This tee is like wearing a piece of cinematic infamy, minus the risk of accidentally becoming fish food. Whether you're a devoted Spielberg scholar or just someone who appreciates the finer points of aquatic algebra, this shirt will have you serving "maritime menace realness" faster than you can calculate the split of a $3,000 bounty. Just don't blame us if you suddenly feel the urge to draw comically large shark jaws on every available surface or start using "This was no boating accident" as your go-to icebreaker at parties.
Jaws Chalkboard Green Unisex T-Shirt Details
- Design: 100% officially licensed, because knockoffs are as welcome as a fin circling your surfboard. Sport authentic Jaws merch that's been approved faster than you can say "Twenty-five. Three tons of him."
- Material: 100% cotton, softer than the erasers on Hooper's chalkboard but tougher than Mayor Vaughn's resolve to keep the beaches open. Perfect for impromptu shark lectures, suspenseful movie marathons, or explaining to your friends why you insist on bringing a harpoon to the community pool.
- Printed and ships from the USA, arriving quicker than you can solve for X in "shark length = X + terrified swimmer." No need to wait for international shipping from Amity Island Community College.
- Guaranteed to increase your ichthyological street cred by at least 1,975%. Results may vary, but your status as the most arithmetically intimidating beachgoer is assured. Warning: May cause sudden urges to dramatically clean your glasses or start a "You're gonna need a bigger chalkboard" study group.
At Forbidden Geek, we don’t do knockoffs or cheap imitations — every shirt you see here is 100% officially licensed. That means artists actually get paid, and you get the authentic gear that real fans wear with pride.
Every design is printed right here in the USA using high-quality inks and soft premium cotton shirts that feel like your favorite vintage tee from day one.
And if it’s not love at first wear? No worries. We’ve got your back with 100-day free returns — because buying band merch should be as easy as hitting “play” on your favorite album.
So go ahead — grab the real thing. Because fake fans settle. Real fans wear the real deal.
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Frequently asked questions
What is the return policy?
We accept returns from 100 days of the purchase date. Our goal is for every customer to be totally satisfied with their purchase. If this isn't the case, let us know and we'll do our best to work with you to make it right.
Why are some colors and sizes limited
All items are officially licensed with the band or IP holder. THEY are VERY specific with the shirt color and sizes that are allowed, so we have no control over that. If you see a site for a band with a lot of color options, they are most likely unauthorized fakes.
When will I get my order?
Most shirts are custom printed to order, which usually takes 2-5 business days. Clearance items typically ship within 48 hours. We will work quickly to ship your order as soon as possible. Once your order has shipped, you will receive an email with further information. Delivery times vary depending on your location and selected shipping method.
Where do you ship from?
All of our apparel are printed in the USA. We ship from Alabama, New York, Chicago, and Atlanta, depending on the item.
How much does shipping cost?
WE pay for your shipping within the USA, unless you select expedited shipping. International options can be selected during checkout.