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Oh, look who decided to inject pure '81 chaos into their wardrobe! This Too Fast for Love shirt is blacker than Nikki Sixx's eyeliner collection and twice as rebellious. Featuring the iconic debut album art that launched a thousand bad decisions (and even better stories), this tee is perfect for those days when you need to remind everyone that you appreciate the raw, hungry Crüe – before they became Hollywood's favorite nightmare. Whether you're actually too fast for love or just too fast for your morning alarm, this shirt's got your back like a well-worn leather jacket.
Motley Crue Too Fast for Love Black Unisex T-Shirt Details
- DESIGN: 100% officially licensed (because bootlegs are like alcohol-free whiskey – missing the whole damn point). Features the legendary Too Fast for Love artwork that's been making parents nervous since 1981. Real merch means you're supporting the band, not some poser printing shirts in between failed auditions.
- MATERIAL: 100% cotton that's softer than Tommy Lee's... drum solos. The black colorway is darker than the Sunset Strip at 4 AM.
- MADE IN THE USA: Printed and shipped from our facility faster than Vince Neil can wreck a... never mind, let's keep this PG-13.
At Forbidden Geek, we don’t do knockoffs or cheap imitations — every shirt you see here is 100% officially licensed. That means artists actually get paid, and you get the authentic gear that real fans wear with pride.
Every design is printed right here in the USA using high-quality inks and soft premium cotton shirts that feel like your favorite vintage tee from day one.
And if it’s not love at first wear? No worries. We’ve got your back with 100-day free returns — because buying band merch should be as easy as hitting “play” on your favorite album.
So go ahead — grab the real thing. Because fake fans settle. Real fans wear the real deal.
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Frequently asked questions
What is the return policy?
We accept returns from 100 days of the purchase date. Our goal is for every customer to be totally satisfied with their purchase. If this isn't the case, let us know and we'll do our best to work with you to make it right.
Why are some colors and sizes limited
All items are officially licensed with the band or IP holder. THEY are VERY specific with the shirt color and sizes that are allowed, so we have no control over that. If you see a site for a band with a lot of color options, they are most likely unauthorized fakes.
When will I get my order?
Most shirts are custom printed to order, which usually takes 2-5 business days. Clearance items typically ship within 48 hours. We will work quickly to ship your order as soon as possible. Once your order has shipped, you will receive an email with further information. Delivery times vary depending on your location and selected shipping method.
Where do you ship from?
All of our apparel are printed in the USA. We ship from Alabama, New York, Chicago, and Atlanta, depending on the item.
How much does shipping cost?
WE pay for your shipping within the USA, unless you select expedited shipping. International options can be selected during checkout.