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Unleash your inner Prince of Darkness with the Ozzy Osbourne Bark at the Moon Comfort Color T-Shirt! It's not just a shirt, it's a howling invitation to join the madness of metal's most lovable lunatic.
Perfect for those who think bats are just misunderstood snacks and believe that the best way to start your day is by going off the rails on a crazy train. With its comfort color, it's softer than Ozzy's voice after a decade of, uh, "vocal exercises".
Warning: May cause sudden urges to bite the heads off rubber bats, speak in unintelligible mumbles, or start referring to your significant other as "Sharon, dear."
Ozzy Osbourne Bark at the Moon Comfort Color T-Shirt Details
- Design: 100% officially licensed, because knockoffs are about as welcome as sobriety at an Ozzy concert. This authentic piece of metal history proves you're a true fan, not just someone who thinks Ozzy is a type of Australian beef jerky.
- Material: 100% cotton, more comfortable than a straitjacket lined with fluffy clouds. The comfort color gives it that "I've headbanged at more Black Sabbath reunions than you've had hot dinners" look, without the neck pain.
- Made in the USA: Printed and shipped from the land that embraced Ozzy despite (or because of) his bat-biting antics. You're welcome, heavy metal fans everywhere.
- Care Instructions: Machine wash cold, tumble dry low. But if you want to truly honor the spirit of Ozzy, why not try washing it in holy water while blasting "Crazy Train" at full volume? (Note: Forbidden Geek is not responsible for any accidental summoning of demons, sudden onset of British accents, or inexplicable urges to start your own reality TV show resulting from this advice.)
At Forbidden Geek, we don’t do knockoffs or cheap imitations — every shirt you see here is 100% officially licensed. That means artists actually get paid, and you get the authentic gear that real fans wear with pride.
Every design is printed right here in the USA using high-quality inks and soft premium cotton shirts that feel like your favorite vintage tee from day one.
And if it’s not love at first wear? No worries. We’ve got your back with 100-day free returns — because buying band merch should be as easy as hitting “play” on your favorite album.
So go ahead — grab the real thing. Because fake fans settle. Real fans wear the real deal.
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Frequently asked questions
What is the return policy?
We accept returns from 100 days of the purchase date. Our goal is for every customer to be totally satisfied with their purchase. If this isn't the case, let us know and we'll do our best to work with you to make it right.
Why are some colors and sizes limited
All items are officially licensed with the band or IP holder. THEY are VERY specific with the shirt color and sizes that are allowed, so we have no control over that. If you see a site for a band with a lot of color options, they are most likely unauthorized fakes.
When will I get my order?
Most shirts are custom printed to order, which usually takes 2-5 business days. Clearance items typically ship within 48 hours. We will work quickly to ship your order as soon as possible. Once your order has shipped, you will receive an email with further information. Delivery times vary depending on your location and selected shipping method.
Where do you ship from?
All of our apparel are printed in the USA. We ship from Alabama, New York, Chicago, and Atlanta, depending on the item.
How much does shipping cost?
WE pay for your shipping within the USA, unless you select expedited shipping. International options can be selected during checkout.