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Primus Misc Debris Black Unisex T-Shirt
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Primus Misc Debris Black Unisex T-Shirt

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$36.24
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Dive into the delightfully bizarre world of Primus with this Misc Debris Black tee that's more eclectic than Les Claypool's bass pedal collection. Featuring artwork from their mind-bending EP, this shirt is perfect for those days when you want to tell the world, "Yes, I enjoy music that sounds like a jam session between a circus clown and a quantum physicist." Whether you're attempting to explain the artistic merit of "Pork Soda" to your confused relatives, practicing your best Les Claypool duck walk, or just trying to look cool while buying groceries, this shirt screams "My musical taste is as unconventional as using a banjo in a metal band."

Primus Misc Debris Black Unisex T-Shirt Details

  • Design: 100% officially licensed, because bootlegs are about as genuine as claiming you can replicate Claypool's bass tone with a rubber band and a pickle jar. Support the band that makes your brain cells do the cha-cha.
  • Material: 100% cotton, softer than Larry LaLonde's guitar licks and more comfortable than trying to explain Primus' lyrics to your grandma.
  • Printed and ships from the USA, faster than you can say "They can't all be zingers" (but this shirt certainly is).
  • Classic unisex fit that's as versatile as Primus' genre-defying sound. Perfect for air-bassing, practicing your Claypool-inspired vocal warbles, or just confusing the normies at your local coffee shop.

At Forbidden Geek, we don’t do knockoffs or cheap imitations — every shirt you see here is 100% officially licensed. That means artists actually get paid, and you get the authentic gear that real fans wear with pride.

Every design is printed right here in the USA using high-quality inks and soft premium cotton shirts that feel like your favorite vintage tee from day one.

And if it’s not love at first wear? No worries. We’ve got your back with 100-day free returns — because buying band merch should be as easy as hitting “play” on your favorite album.

So go ahead — grab the real thing. Because fake fans settle. Real fans wear the real deal.

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Frequently asked questions

What is the return policy?

We accept returns from 100 days of the purchase date. Our goal is for every customer to be totally satisfied with their purchase. If this isn't the case, let us know and we'll do our best to work with you to make it right.

Why are some colors and sizes limited

All items are officially licensed with the band or IP holder. THEY are VERY specific with the shirt color and sizes that are allowed, so we have no control over that. If you see a site for a band with a lot of color options, they are most likely unauthorized fakes.

When will I get my order?

Most shirts are custom printed to order, which usually takes 2-5 business days. Clearance items typically ship within 48 hours. We will work quickly to ship your order as soon as possible. Once your order has shipped, you will receive an email with further information. Delivery times vary depending on your location and selected shipping method.

Where do you ship from?

All of our apparel are printed in the USA. We ship from Alabama, New York, Chicago, and Atlanta, depending on the item.

How much does shipping cost?

WE pay for your shipping within the USA, unless you select expedited shipping. International options can be selected during checkout.