Primus Rhinoplasty Unisex T-Shirt
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$36.24
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Get ready to reshape your wardrobe with this Primus Rhinoplasty tee that's more unconventional than using a bass guitar for rhinoplasty. Featuring artwork from their nose-job of a covers album, this shirt is perfect for those days when you want to tell the world, "Yes, I enjoy music that sounds like a fever dream in a carnival funhouse." Whether you're attempting to explain Primus' cover of "Have a Cigar" to bewildered Pink Floyd fans, practicing your best Les Claypool nasal twang, or just trying to look cool while shopping for nasal spray, this shirt screams "My musical taste is as twisted as a pretzel in a wind tunnel."
Primus Rhinoplasty Unisex T-Shirt Details
- Design: 100% officially licensed, because knockoffs are about as genuine as claiming you can play "Jerry Was a Race Car Driver" on a kazoo. Support the band that makes your neurons do the Electric Slide.
- Material: 100% cotton, softer than Claypool's vocal delivery and more comfortable than trying to explain Primus' cover choices to your confused parents.
- Printed and ships from the USA, faster than you can say "Is it still Primus if they're playing someone else's songs?" (Spoiler: Yes, yes it is.)
- Classic unisex fit that's as versatile as Primus' genre-defying sound. Perfect for air-bassing, practicing your nasally Claypool impression, or just confusing the normies at your local ENT clinic.
At Forbidden Geek, we don’t do knockoffs or cheap imitations — every shirt you see here is 100% officially licensed. That means artists actually get paid, and you get the authentic gear that real fans wear with pride.
Every design is printed right here in the USA using high-quality inks and soft premium cotton shirts that feel like your favorite vintage tee from day one.
And if it’s not love at first wear? No worries. We’ve got your back with 100-day free returns — because buying band merch should be as easy as hitting “play” on your favorite album.
So go ahead — grab the real thing. Because fake fans settle. Real fans wear the real deal.
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Frequently asked questions
What is the return policy?
We accept returns from 100 days of the purchase date. Our goal is for every customer to be totally satisfied with their purchase. If this isn't the case, let us know and we'll do our best to work with you to make it right.
Why are some colors and sizes limited
All items are officially licensed with the band or IP holder. THEY are VERY specific with the shirt color and sizes that are allowed, so we have no control over that. If you see a site for a band with a lot of color options, they are most likely unauthorized fakes.
When will I get my order?
Most shirts are custom printed to order, which usually takes 2-5 business days. Clearance items typically ship within 48 hours. We will work quickly to ship your order as soon as possible. Once your order has shipped, you will receive an email with further information. Delivery times vary depending on your location and selected shipping method.
Where do you ship from?
All of our apparel are printed in the USA. We ship from Alabama, New York, Chicago, and Atlanta, depending on the item.
How much does shipping cost?
WE pay for your shipping within the USA, unless you select expedited shipping. International options can be selected during checkout.