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Heed the warning and look wickedly stylish with this Pumpkinhead Keep Away Black Unisex T-Shirt! It's the perfect attire for those who think "Beware of Dog" signs are for amateurs and prefer their deterrents with a side of demonic vengeance. This tee is like wearing a supernatural "Do Not Disturb" sign, minus the risk of actually summoning a vengeful entity every time someone ignores your personal space. Whether you're a die-hard Pumpkinhead aficionado or just someone who appreciates the finer points of monstrous deterrence, this shirt will have you serving "backwoods boundary setting" realness faster than you can say "Keep away from Pumpkinhead, unless you're tired of living." Just don't blame us if you suddenly feel the urge to dramatically point at trespassers or start using "I'm not antisocial, I'm just preventing demonic summoning" as your go-to excuse for skipping social events.
Pumpkinhead Keep Away Black Unisex T-Shirt Details
- Design: 100% officially licensed, because knockoffs are about as welcome as door-to-door salesmen in Razorback Hollow. Sport authentic Pumpkinhead merch that's been approved faster than Ed Harley can regret his life choices.
- Material: 100% cotton, softer than Haggis's fur but tougher than surviving a night in Lance Henriksen's cabin. Perfect for warding off unwanted attention, late-night horror marathons, or explaining to your true crime-obsessed friends why sometimes supernatural vengeance beats a restraining order.
- Printed and ships from the USA, arriving quicker than you can say "God damn you to hell!" No need to wait for international shipping from the depths of Stan Winston's creature workshop.
- Guaranteed to increase your horror cred by at least 1,988% (the year Pumpkinhead first taught us the importance of personal space). Results may vary, but your status as the most ominously unapproachable person at the convenience store is assured. Warning: May cause sudden urges to post "No Trespassing" signs in ancient Sumerian or start a "Passive-Aggressive Demon Summoning for Beginners" seminar.
At Forbidden Geek, we don’t do knockoffs or cheap imitations — every shirt you see here is 100% officially licensed. That means artists actually get paid, and you get the authentic gear that real fans wear with pride.
Every design is printed right here in the USA using high-quality inks and soft premium cotton shirts that feel like your favorite vintage tee from day one.
And if it’s not love at first wear? No worries. We’ve got your back with 100-day free returns — because buying band merch should be as easy as hitting “play” on your favorite album.
So go ahead — grab the real thing. Because fake fans settle. Real fans wear the real deal.
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Frequently asked questions
What is the return policy?
We accept returns from 100 days of the purchase date. Our goal is for every customer to be totally satisfied with their purchase. If this isn't the case, let us know and we'll do our best to work with you to make it right.
Why are some colors and sizes limited
All items are officially licensed with the band or IP holder. THEY are VERY specific with the shirt color and sizes that are allowed, so we have no control over that. If you see a site for a band with a lot of color options, they are most likely unauthorized fakes.
When will I get my order?
Most shirts are custom printed to order, which usually takes 2-5 business days. Clearance items typically ship within 48 hours. We will work quickly to ship your order as soon as possible. Once your order has shipped, you will receive an email with further information. Delivery times vary depending on your location and selected shipping method.
Where do you ship from?
All of our apparel are printed in the USA. We ship from Alabama, New York, Chicago, and Atlanta, depending on the item.
How much does shipping cost?
WE pay for your shipping within the USA, unless you select expedited shipping. International options can be selected during checkout.