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Step right up, horror hounds! This Tourist Trap Movie Poster T-Shirt is your one-way ticket to Creepsville, population: you and a bunch of murderous mannequins. It's the perfect attire for those who like their road trips with a side of supernatural slaughter and a dash of 70s cheese. Sporting this tee is like telling the world, "Yeah, I have nightmares about department store windows, and I like it!" Whether you're a die-hard fan of obscure horror or just appreciate the artistic value of terrifying wax figures, this shirt will make you the star attraction of any horror convention or late-night B-movie marathon. Just don't wear it to your next family reunion at the old countryside inn... or do, if you're feeling adventurous.
Tourist Trap Movie Poster T-Shirt Details
- Design: 100% officially licensed, because knockoffs are about as welcome as a flat tire on a dark, deserted road. Flaunt authentic movie merch that's been approved faster than you can say "Is that mannequin moving?"
- Material: 100% cotton, softer than Slausen's sales pitch but tougher than Woody's resolve. Perfect for marathon horror viewing sessions or explaining the artistic merits of low-budget 70s slashers to unimpressed friends.
- Printed and ships from the USA, arriving quicker than you can lock all the doors and windows. No need to take a perilous journey to a remote gift shop.
- Guaranteed to make you the coolest cat at both the drive-in AND the local wax museum. Just remember: if the mannequins start talking, RUN!
At Forbidden Geek, we don’t do knockoffs or cheap imitations — every shirt you see here is 100% officially licensed. That means artists actually get paid, and you get the authentic gear that real fans wear with pride.
Every design is printed right here in the USA using high-quality inks and soft premium cotton shirts that feel like your favorite vintage tee from day one.
And if it’s not love at first wear? No worries. We’ve got your back with 100-day free returns — because buying band merch should be as easy as hitting “play” on your favorite album.
So go ahead — grab the real thing. Because fake fans settle. Real fans wear the real deal.
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Frequently asked questions
What is the return policy?
We accept returns from 100 days of the purchase date. Our goal is for every customer to be totally satisfied with their purchase. If this isn't the case, let us know and we'll do our best to work with you to make it right.
Why are some colors and sizes limited
All items are officially licensed with the band or IP holder. THEY are VERY specific with the shirt color and sizes that are allowed, so we have no control over that. If you see a site for a band with a lot of color options, they are most likely unauthorized fakes.
When will I get my order?
Most shirts are custom printed to order, which usually takes 2-5 business days. Clearance items typically ship within 48 hours. We will work quickly to ship your order as soon as possible. Once your order has shipped, you will receive an email with further information. Delivery times vary depending on your location and selected shipping method.
Where do you ship from?
All of our apparel are printed in the USA. We ship from Alabama, New York, Chicago, and Atlanta, depending on the item.
How much does shipping cost?
WE pay for your shipping within the USA, unless you select expedited shipping. International options can be selected during checkout.