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Well, well, well... look who's ready to serve up the most deliciously controversial dessert in rock history. This Cherry Pie slim fit tee is more legendary than Jani Lane's hair routine and twice as likely to make your mom question your life choices. Featuring the album art that launched a thousand awkward conversations, this shirt is perfect for those days when you want to remind everyone that 1990 was wild enough to make this album cover seem like a totally reasonable marketing decision. Bonus points if you can recite the FDA's recommended daily allowance of hair metal while wearing it.
Warrant Cherry Pie Slim Fit T-Shirt Details
- DESIGN: 100% officially licensed (because bootlegs are like sugar-free cherry pie – an insult to everything sacred). Features the iconic Cherry Pie artwork that's been raising eyebrows and standards since 1990. Authentic merch means you're supporting the band, not some knockoff artist who thinks "Sometimes She Cries" is about cutting onions.
- MATERIAL: 100% cotton that hugs your curves tighter than leather pants at a summer festival. The slim fit says "I still hit the gym" even if your idea of exercise is vigorous air guitar.
- MADE IN THE USA: Printed and shipped from our facility faster than you can explain to your kids why this album cover was totally normal in the '90s.
At Forbidden Geek, we don’t do knockoffs or cheap imitations — every shirt you see here is 100% officially licensed. That means artists actually get paid, and you get the authentic gear that real fans wear with pride.
Every design is printed right here in the USA using high-quality inks and soft premium cotton shirts that feel like your favorite vintage tee from day one.
And if it’s not love at first wear? No worries. We’ve got your back with 100-day free returns — because buying band merch should be as easy as hitting “play” on your favorite album.
So go ahead — grab the real thing. Because fake fans settle. Real fans wear the real deal.
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Frequently asked questions
What is the return policy?
We accept returns from 100 days of the purchase date. Our goal is for every customer to be totally satisfied with their purchase. If this isn't the case, let us know and we'll do our best to work with you to make it right.
Why are some colors and sizes limited
All items are officially licensed with the band or IP holder. THEY are VERY specific with the shirt color and sizes that are allowed, so we have no control over that. If you see a site for a band with a lot of color options, they are most likely unauthorized fakes.
When will I get my order?
Most shirts are custom printed to order, which usually takes 2-5 business days. Clearance items typically ship within 48 hours. We will work quickly to ship your order as soon as possible. Once your order has shipped, you will receive an email with further information. Delivery times vary depending on your location and selected shipping method.
Where do you ship from?
All of our apparel are printed in the USA. We ship from Alabama, New York, Chicago, and Atlanta, depending on the item.
How much does shipping cost?
WE pay for your shipping within the USA, unless you select expedited shipping. International options can be selected during checkout.