Embrace corporate bioweapon chic with this Resident Evil Umbrella Long Sleeve tee that's more ominous than a suspiciously empty police station. Emblazoned with the logo of everyone's favorite ethically-challenged pharmaceutical giant, this shirt is perfect for those days when you want to tell the world, "Yes, I probably have a secret underground lab in my basement." Whether you're practicing your best "definitely not a villain" smile, explaining to your friends why you're stockpiling green herbs, or just trying to look sinister while buying bulk quantities of test tubes at your local science supply store, this long sleeve screams "My employee benefits package includes possible mutation." Just don't be surprised if people start eyeing you suspiciously or asking about your stance on human experimentation.

Resident Evil Umbrella Long Sleeve T-Shirt Details

• Design: 100% officially licensed, because knockoffs are about as trustworthy as an Umbrella Corporation press release. Support the company that made "Our business is life itself" sound like a threat.
• Material: 100% cotton, softer than Albert Wesker's moral compass and more comfortable than trying to justify massive civilian casualties as "necessary research."
• Printed and ships from the USA, faster than you can say "Complete. Global. Saturation."
• Long sleeve design perfect for hiding those T-virus injection marks or just keeping warm while overseeing the downfall of humanity. Versatile enough for board meetings, underground labs, or just making everyone at your local pharmacy wonder if you're really there for flu shots.